Fantasy Phenom

Make sure you wipe before you flush. You enjoy your Toilet Bowl time. I'll be in the playoffs competing for a championship title.

How original and small minded. Where's the whining in my comments? How'd your team do this week? Oh look, you lost too.

Death Valley Dirt Devils ® at Mauk Ridge Maniacs (-3.0) You're TOAST. Love the matchups I have this week. You will go in BGP lore as my first victory on my way to many championships.

I counted on Calvin Johnson, which all of you would as well. Unfortunately, he didn't show up this week. Congrats to the Belt Collectors I'm under no illusion that I would win all of my matchups, however, I guarantee I'll win more than I'll lose.

LOL Coming from a Junkie who wears parachute pants, pretty funny.

Today is the day I begin giving lessons. Lesson #1 is for the Belt Collectors. Predicted score: Belt Collectors 78, Dirt Devils 94

Does this one work better for YOU?

Nice Where's your star?

The teams that are going to lose to me this year.

Just like your drafting skills, you have no clue.

Straight up. Please tell me you're on my schedule. Guaranteed victory for me if you are.

Some Belt Collector team...I think his teams on some kind of DOPEJ PED's.

LOL I got paid to join the league. You've got people who've been in this league 5+ years and still pull rookie moves(sweet).

Stepfan Taylor RB, AZ

Considered taking him. Thinking he could end up in Miami.

Wow, do you do the math all on your own? Toes and fingers? They should make an exception for you and let you have 15.

Phenom selects Tyler Eifert TE Cincy

You're a joke. Those titles were back in the dark ages. What have you done lately? NOTHING, missed the playoffs year after year.

EJ Manual, QB BUF

LaMicheal James, RB SF

Darn. Was really hoping he'd fall a few more spots to me. I'd love to have a 32 year old RB, coming off a broken leg, who isn't even currently on a NFL roster.

Arizona Def

Seriously, do you just make this stuff up. 9th best kicker??? He was 3rd in Kicker scoring last year. Walsh - 58th in scoring overall - 168 pts Gostkowski - 59th overall - 166 pts Bryant - 63rd overall - 161 Get a clue before you comment. You might want to take a look at your own roster before you commenting on someone else's. You've got 1 decent player and one with tons of unrealized potential. After that, nothing.

Worst roster by far? That's comical. You obviously do not know how to evaluate a roster. RB situation might not be ideal, but tell me which team has a better receiving corp? My WR's will carry the load and more this year.

To, Too, Two....did you understand what I meant? Did it really bother you that much that you had to correct my grammar? You might want to venture out and provide some feedback to a lot of posters. Backup kicker is on my draft list, just taking the best available on my board. Unlike you, I actually do some research before I make a pick.