May 2, 200818 yr ....and all throughout the state of Indiana an infomercial is being aired: "Want to go to school for free? Want to travel the country and play basketball in historic venues? Want to be on national television? ACT NOW! OPEN POSITIONS FOR ANYONE WHO HAS EVER PLAYED BASKETBALL AS AN INDIANA HOOSIER! SPECIAL TODAY ONLY: JOIN THE TEAM AND EARN A STARTING SPOT IMMEDIATELY! * All offers subject to change with coaching regimes and administration. If the team fails to field a 5 man roster, plausible cause for termination of scholarships will be initiated. All participants subject to being thrown off the team by anyone with a University salary. Applicants must enjoy wearing ugly warm up pants and weekly tirades of disgruntled fans reminiscing about Bobby Knight.
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