I'm boring, to many and I've "Never have done the following"

 

1) Never taken an illegal substances

2) Never had a cigarette

3) Never ate a BigMac or a QuarterPounder

4) Never ate a Tomato

5) Never drank Buttermilk

6) Never drove a standard/stick shift

7) Never learned to swim

8) Never raised my hand to a female

Never been in a relationship that worked out. (Think of it, anyone who is single can say this.)

Never been shot out of a cannon.

Of the two, will probably be shot out of a cannon one of these days...