THREE FRIENDS GET MARRIED...

 

Three friends got married on the same weekend, and they all married girls from different parts of Kentucky.

 

The first guy married a woman from Fayette County in central KY. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he cam home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. And he saw that it was good.

 

The second man married a woman from Graves County in western KY. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the house cleaning, dishes, and do all the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was a little better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a big home-cooked meal on the table. And he saw that it was good.

 

The third man married a girl from Pike County in eastern KY. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day the swelling wend down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could make himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

Three guys discovered they had same birthday and that all of them would be turning fifty on the same day.  They said, “We’re all turning fifty on the same day.  We should celebrate.  Where should we go?”  After thinking for a while they said, “Let’s go to the restaurant down by the river because they have some really pretty waitresses there.”  So that’s what they did.

Ten years later they were turning sixty and they again asked, “Where should we go celebrate?”  And again they said, “Let’s go to that restaurant down by the river.  They’ve got some good food.”  So that’s what they did.

Ten years later they were turning seventy and asked where should we celebrate.  “Let’s go to that restaurant down by the river.  They have a real nice wheelchair ramp.”  So that’s what they did again.

Ten years later they were turning eighty and asked where should we celebrate.  They said, “Let’s go to that restaurant down by the river.  We’ve never been there before.”