BGP QOTD: If you had one hour to communicate clearly with your pet, or ANY animal...

[Colonels_Wear_Blue]

...what would you want to ask or talk about?

 

The basic scenario is that you are miraculously able to communicate clearly back in forth in normal conversation with one animal for one owl. It's up to you which animal and what you chat about.

[75center]

I'd head for the stables at the track.

[Fear the Nation]

I'd head for the stables at the track.

 

:lol:

[doomer]

I really liked @75center ‘s answer, but I’ll give it a shot.

 

I enjoy horseback riding. I only trail ride now. I acquired the mare I ride for basically nothing, and it is pretty clear why. She can be really spooky, and a spook consists of a quick 180 that definitely tests one’s balance and can also give a chiropractic adjustment. She’s come close to dumping me more than once. It’s a lot better than it used to be with a lot of ground work and riding, but she still has those moments. Running up on a deer is the worst. I would like to have a heart-to-heart with her if only for self preservation. She is a big girl, between 16 and 17 hands, so it’s a long way down.

 

Thinking of changing her name to Spooky Diva.