Man Asks Judge to Allow Him to Sword Fight Ex-Wife and Her Attorney

[ChickenWyngz]

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Yep, you read that title correctly. A man who has been in a long legal battle with his ex-wife asked the judge to allow him to have a sword fight with them.

 

My favorite part of the article is that he asks for 12 weeks leave in order to procure the needed swords hahaha.

[PepRock01]

If they use the medieval German rules for trial by combat for marital purposes he may not want to do it.

 

It would consist of him standing in a hole up to his waist for the duration of the fight while his ex would be fully ambulatory.

 

Not sure how it applied to attorney's though.