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Woman: Do you drink beer?

 

Man: Yes.

 

Woman: How many beers a day?

 

Man: Usually about three.

 

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

 

Man: $5, which includes a tip.

 

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

 

Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

 

Woman: So a beer costs $5, and you drink three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year it would be approximately $5400, correct?

 

Man: Correct.

 

Woman: So not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

 

Man: Correct.

 

Woman: Do you know if you didn't drink so much beer that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account, and after accounting for compound interest for 20 years you could have bought a Ferrari?

 

Man: Do you drink beer?

 

Woman: No?

 

Man: Where's your Ferrari?

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