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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Deaf people did not exist until Chuck Norris was asked to speak a little louder at the McDonalds drive through.

A unicorn once kicked Chuck Norris. That is why they no longer exist.

Chuck Norris once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

Chuck Norris has the eyes of an angel and the soul of a saint. He keeps them in a footlocker under his bed.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.

Chuck Norris was about to send an email when he realized it'd be faster to run.

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

First thing I'm doing, well I already have begun, is buying up guns. Just got my AK-47. Buying up many assault rifles. I'm getting a few more AK's. Also, a few other nice ones. Nice thing about Kentucky is you don't have to register them if they are sold from one person to another. So none of them will be registered, and I won't have to worry about losing them. Then I can sell them at a nice high price when Obama uses his civilian military to take everyone else's away.

Also begin building a bunker on my farm land. Hidden in the woods.

Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s can halfway through the first chapter.

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toe, he randomly smashes furniture and roadside curbs.

I don't think turnout is going to be as high as expected, most of the excited voters have already voted in early voting polls.

McCain 277 He takes CO, PA, OH, MO, FL, NC Obama does get VA

McCain 48.9%

Obama 49.1%

Other 2%

Now if we can just get Porter to transfer or even be the ball boy then we are going to be fine....

It's going to be fun watching Harrellson play against some strong competition...He doesn't look like the kind of guy that will back down ...:fight:

With him, PP and Perry we should be OK in the front court..

PP needs help to make the team better...

If that's the case they need to send him packing...This team doesn't need any kind of a cancer hanging around...

Thats exactly right plus I dont see BCG letting him hang around anyways...

PP has 8 offensive rebounds already..

Hes a beast...

I was listening to pre-game and I think it had something to do with his effort in practice.

Thats what I love about BCG...:ylsuper:

I thought Russell was weak but I knew that there 6,7 and 8th greaders were good but I guess there JV program is good aswell...

It was a very good game. Raceland scored I believe in the 3rd quarter leaving the score at 8-0. Russell then scored 11 points in the 4th. Raceland and Russell's future looks very bright through the looks of tonight. Good job to both teams. It was a very exciting game!:fire::fire:

I have always wondered why Raceland and Russell have outstanding kickers???

Biggest difference I see is effort and everyone seems to be on the same page as the coach this year.

I think Billy Clyde has got more players that can play his style of ball which appears to be showing...

Maybe not so sure on the 3 peat next year...

But good luck to both!!!!

Final score was 11-8 with Russell kicking a game winning field goal.

Sounds like a very good game...

I believe as long as we stay healthy then we are atleast a sweet 16 team...

http://www.soft96.com

 

Click ON AIR.

Thanks but the game isnt on there..

Its some crazy music...

Can someone give the the link so I can listen to it on the radio? I cant find it anywhere...

Derek Anderson for me, thank goodness I picked up Kurt Warner way back before he was Arizona's starter :banana:

Thats exactly what I did. Great minds think alike...

Great deal for Denver. I have always like Billups...

This was different for us Ashland fans because we werent used to it. The coach has been here a couple of years and to the best of our knowledge had never went the whole week...

When I was playing at Highlands a few years ago, the heat was the only reason we would ever take any pads off for a whole practice. There were times at the end of practice where we would take them off for sprints, but never the whole practice (unless it was 95+ degrees outside). I can understand a team being a little beat up and warn out, but that's no reason to take the pads off. IMO, this will only make a team weaker and more laxidasical. If our coach gave us a break like that, he wouldn't be helping us (by going easy on us).

 

With that said, I don't think it is that huge deal. But I don't think it helps a team at all. If you are going to practice without pads, you might as well have a "films practice" or walkthroughs instead.

Very well said and I totally agree....

I say Belfry struggles to find the endzone this week. JC should roll on offense.

JC 35 Belfry 7

Should be a dandy though, you never know with a game like this. Just based on numbers and what Ive seen of JC I pick them big. I honestly think they have a legit shot of taking Highlands down this year if they play a near perfect game.

After watching the game, I am still questioning Russell's play calling in the 3rd quarter. They drove down and ran right down Racelands throat to score. Averaging over 8yds a carry. They hold Raceland to a 3 and out, and then run 3 terrible pass plays, when it looked like Raceland was sucking wind hard. They still hold Raceland again, and then again run 3 terrible pass plays. Why no power I in the second half when Raceland could do nothing to stop it in the first? I still feel if Bailey was in there Russell wins by 17 or more, he is that much of a difference maker on offense, plus he is one of the best tackler in the secondary, where Russell showed some poor tackling.

Seeing Ivan doing that play calling, makes me think some of the rumors Ive been hearing about him are true. I saw a few times Russell looked very confused on offense coming out of the huggle. I have heard from some Russell fans that Ivan has been calling plays that don't exist and never have in the history of Russell football, and just all in all something seems to be wrong.

Russell really needs David Bailey back in a big way. They have not won a game without him. I will say emotionally Russell looked much better than they did against Ashland, hopefully they can keep that up through the playoffs.