Bull. Sorry Mr. Network, and I sincerely hope I am right about this, but I think you are now in on the biggest April Fools Joke ever.
We shall see; if this is indeed true, this thread will be closed, and BGP itself may be gone, as I cannot see Guru allowing it to continue after such a tragedy.
Personally, and I hope I'm right, I think the whole thing is one bad joke.
An "A" for effort, but an "F" for content.