Top ten excuses from Michigan fans

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    Top ten excuses from Michigan fans

    What the heck...

    10. I-AA team threw off our timing

    9. Bo was watching the U.S. Open and forgot to look down over us

    8. Still tired from all those fraternity rush parties last week

    7. Boosters forgot to pay the players before the game

    6. Lloyd Carr is a terrible coach

    5. We wanted all the TV time that a loss would bring us

    4. Jealous that Miss Teen South Carolina is going to Appy St.

    3. Jealous that Miss Teen South Carolins is smarter than Lloyd Carr.

    2. Chris Webber didn't tell us how many time-outs we had left

    1. We can neither SPELL "Appalachian" nor find it on a map, so how could you possibly expect us to prepare for them?
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    ^^Are you an OSU fan by any chance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sooner Surge
    ^^Are you an OSU fan by any chance?
    Not really. Just thought this would be fun on the heels of the UK & UL ones.

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    Hey SF , These are funny, I don't care who you are and #1 thru #4 are classic, I am still laughing . All were good. I am laughing bc you know if that would ever happen to the Buckeyes they would be all over it. Again, these were great.

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    I LIKE it.

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    10.1 We didn't want to show OSU too much on the game film.

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    Stop making fun of Miss Teen South Carolina. We didn't pick her for her brains...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sting
    Stop making fun of Miss Teen South Carolina. We didn't pick her for her brains...
    and if she follows in the footsteps of Jessica Simpson then she will make quite a living out of it!

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