In What Order Do You Dress?

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    One of my uncles used to have a routine. When you'd ask him if he was ready to go somewhere, he'd do a quick check.

    "Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch, Lets Go."
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockmom View Post
    Watusi...you have a fellow ballerina in this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PutMeInCoach View Post
    Really guys, Same thing every day?

    I don't pay attention but I bet out of a 5 day work week I get dressed 5 different ways.
    Mrs. S lays out my clothes for me every morning. It's like a production line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Watusi View Post
    One of my uncles used to have a routine. When you'd ask him if he was ready to go somewhere, he'd do a quick check.

    "Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch, Lets Go."

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    Underwear (boxers or boxer briefs)
    Right Sock
    Left Sock
    Pants
    Left Shoe
    Right Shoe
    Undershirt
    Zip and button aforementioned pants
    Shirt
    Belt
    Deodorant

    Been that way for years and won't change. OCD won't allow me to. My biggest thing is if my order gets messed up my right sock better still go on before the left. Don't ask me why that drives me insane if done wrong but it does.

    Ex: When I was 13 I had my appendix removed and couldn't do much for a few days because of how much they moved my abs so my mom had to put my socks, shorts, and all that good stuff on for me. It was like the 3rd or 4th day after the surgery and I tried to tell her she was doing it wrong but she put the left sock on first anyways. I tried to forget about it but about an hour later it drove to the point that I couldn't concentrate on doing the school work my teachers had sent me. My mom refused to fix her mess up and I was left to force myself into a sitting position and correct the situation. Needless to say I was given my first dose of pain meds for the day a mere few minutes later but at least my socks had gone on the right way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    Tightie whities
    T-shirt (tucked into said tightie whities)
    Pants
    Socks
    Shoes
    Shirt
    Belt
    TOO FUNNY! I don't know any of you people, just kinda get an idea from all the posts---but the "tightie whitie t-shirt tuck" is cracking me up!! Thanks for lifting up my Tuesday morning!

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    Shirt Need to cover my fat gut before it makes me sick
    Underwear bottoms
    Pants/Shorts
    socks
    Shoes

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    Quote Originally Posted by coldweatherfan View Post
    Underwear
    Tshirt
    Socks
    I might wander around in these for a while. Brush my teeth, get a cup of coffee, any number of things.

    shirt - If I'm wearing a shirt I have to tuck in, I put the shirt on first.
    pants -If I'm wearing a shirt that hangs out, I put the pants and belt on first.
    belt
    shoes - always last.
    This tends to be my order....

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    In the classic comedy "It Happened One Night", Clark Gable had a scene where told Claudette Colbert the proper way to undress. "Ah, I oughta write a book about it!"

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    Boxers
    T-Shirt/undershirt
    Socks
    Cologne
    Dress pants or Jeans
    Shirt
    Cologne
    Accessories (wallet, cell phone, gum, etc.)
    Skin medicine and allergy meds
    Then maybe some more cologne

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