mcpapa Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Let’s hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcpapa Posted July 18, 2019 Author Share Posted July 18, 2019 I’ll start. The cows are producing evaporated milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nWo Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 It's so hot that I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with a pot holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumper_Dad Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 It's so hot, the meth heads are putting the copper back in their air conditioners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet16 Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 It’s hotter than the devil’s ballsack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice of Reason Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 It's so hot the sun had to take a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket Man Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Hotter than a crack pipe on payday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Double Deuce Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 One of my favorites from when I was a kid: It is hotter than your neighbor's new bike. (I didn't grow up in the best of hoods). :bunny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonels_Wear_Blue Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 One of my favorites from when I was a kid: It is hotter than your neighbor's new bike. (I didn't grow up in the best of hoods). :bunny: I've heard "It's hotter than a Rolex in Harlem"...which seems to be in the same vein :lol2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonels_Wear_Blue Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 I worked with a guy who used to say, "It's hotter than a hooker's doorknob on nickle night." That one always made me smile. And the expressions doesn't exactly have the same meaning, but after a long, hot stretch without rain, I've also heard it said that, "It's drier than a popcorn fart." That one gets a chuckle out of me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumper_Dad Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 It's hotter than a spoon at Lindsay Lohan's house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumper_Dad Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 It's so hot that if you get in trouble in hell, they send you to Kentucky for punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nkypete Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 It’s so hot that the car overheats before you start it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Ball-fan Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 For what it's worth I once heard a southerner say that it was "Hotter than a popcorn fart". Thought that sounded funny considering I had never heard it from anyone before nor since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlDog75 Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell. It's hotter'n the devil's armpits. It's so hot, grandpa fed ice cubes to the chickens so they wouldn't lay hard boiled eggs. It's hotter than young love on a park bench. It's hotter than a Sriracha enema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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