Want to own your own bison?

Here's your chance, a lot of 4 being auctioned off by the State of Ky.

Kentucky park now taking bids for 4 bison

UNION, Ky. (AP) - Kentucky officials have some unusual surplus property that's being made available for sale: four bison from Big Bone Lick State Historic Site in Boone County.

The Kentucky Department of Parks is accepting bids for the bison, which include a 4-year-old cow and three bulls, each younger than a year old. They will be sold together.

Department spokesman Gil Lawson told the Lexington Herald-Leader the park has a small herd of bison and has to sell some each year. He said the park likes to keep 10 to 14 and now has 12 in its 22-acre bison facility, including the four being sold. Four or five calves are born every spring.

Bids are being accepted through Feb. 18.

That would make an interesting Valentine's gift! Tootsie, do you know if the are house broken?

"Hey welcome to our home! Don't worry our pet bison, Buff. He won't bite, or stampede for that matter."

I don't have a steak in it but that sounds like a bunch of bull. I herd they weren't even that Big Boned.

I'll show myself out.

Everyone, you can get off I-75, pass right through Sugar Tit on your way to Big Bone Lick for a little beef on a stick.

I'll show myself out too.

Anyone know what they ended the bidding at?

Herd that when the bulls left the park, their moms said, “Bison”.

Comedians.

Comedians everywhere.