Help name Zack Cozart's donkey

Help name the new donkey given to Zack Cozart by Joey Votto. The Reds are taking emails until July 31st to the email address below with suggestions for names for Zack's new donkey. I have a suggestion and I'm sure some others on here will agree. I say name him after Joey because even with being a great player Joey is somewhat of a donkey at times.

donkey@reds.com

Hillary.

Dusty

Jack. Dual purpose to go with another name for a donkey plus a baseball term for a HR.

JV.

Votto or Barack.

Zackass

Son named him Donald after his favorite Donald Duck.