Then get better with the pencil. Bogeys are honest, doubles have no place in a scramble.

I've relaxed some on the sound of people eating, but corn on the cob irritates me to no end.

The best foursome I could put together has a 50/50 shot at making a cut. Three college golfers and myself, ever the beer drinker, would maybe contend for a spot over the weekend, and while putting is probably the best facet of my game, I hold the team back by not giving any telling reads on the green. Luckily, my optimism and hilariously bad game are enough to not be hated by my team at the end of the round.

You did it wrong...

J-Lo.

Similar to this: Along with any Finding Bigfoot/Nessie.

No, but I have legs and everywhere I run, my message will be spread.

Jordan was never pursuing a career in baseball. He was passing time until his suspension was up.

I guess you could track down all the pitchers he homered off of and interrogate them or something. That's not my problem. I like this theory. A lot. I'm gonna run with it as long as I can.

"... and lets just add three- no, make it four pumps of soap and... Voila! a sink!"

No, we have a person and I'm not insinuating anything. I'm saying that's what I think is going on. I have no proof, just a theory, and no one has been able to disprove it outside of "the pitchers are fighting for a career."

Just a reminder that I have several highly mediocre receivers and a well-paid QB on the block.

Are we supposed to be surprised a place where people go to eat until they can't move has plumbing issues? I liken this, though more severe, to a video I saw today about a Waffle House which failed its health inspection.

Here's some unbelievable MSP art

He was also the greatest athlete of the generation. Tebow never sniffed as a football player the talent MJ had as a baseball player.

They're slow-playing it. The longer they can put off a MLB debut, the more they can milk out of the story. We're debating a .200 hitting A-ball player, closing in on 250 posts. Ever in your life have you considered what a similar player was up to?

Not to the extent which I initially did, but every time I read about a Tebow I flash back to Ripken's last All star game.

Post 67.

When is ESPN going to stop providing pitchers to Tebow's opponents? Shirley they can't get away with it much longer.

It was a sight for a D.D. to behold.

I think most rookies would, but I can't imagine Bron thinks he has time to mentor young guys. He's getting killed for his Finals record. I'd love to see LeBron and a handful of 3rd & 4th year guys in the Finals. That would set him apart from the legacies he's chasing

I was at a wedding reception last year where they played the song three times on repeat to get everyone involved.

Did the Kings really offer Fox? He's not the type LeBron typically wants to play with (read: young) but I think he's special.

My oh my was Spieth good yesterday. He hits just enough bad shots that I start to relate, then he saves par and bogey and I return to Earth. One leg short of the career slam. Anyone else think he wins the PGA in a couple months?

And you get to keep them on your phone?

Really sad for his family and fans, but I'll never forgive Linkin Park for tainting my memory of "Encore."