Nice work if you can get it.

Love is Blue

You gotta be kidding. Look at those percentages. It's definitely concrete. I'll grant you that it may not be totally solidified, but definitely "wet, almost dry" concrete.

I enjoy Newt Gingrich's take.

We haven't slept in 3 months...

We've been married 33 years, and never considered divorce. Murder, yes, but never divorce.

I never understood the popularity of that song. And according to grammar Nazis, it should be "Lie, Lady, Lie"!

And I thought mine smelled bad.

I've always loved this one from the Moody Blues.

Lady Love by Lou Rawls.

Or "take a long walk off a short pier."

As a STL Cardinals fan, that's just wrong!

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Back in the 70's, a rugby-playing friend of mine had a bumper sticker that said "Rugby players eat their dead." I didn't know what that was referring to until later.

Loved "Ringo". "She's Like The Wind" is pretty good, too.

Remember a few years ago, when a bunch of Chilean miners were trapped for a long time? I thought of this song!

Richard Harris, "MacArthur Park".

Good call. I'm ashamed I didn't think of that!

I don't know anything those guys did.

I just reread my favorite stories from it last year!!

Here are my 3 favorites from grade school:

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Here's a happy little ditty from Bloodrock. Scared the :poop: out of me.

Gotta love Hal David & Burt Bacharach.

Another Yacht Rock gem: 99 by Toto (I know that Toto gets the credit, but I'm pretty sure this was written by Maxwell Smart.)

You can't fix stupid.

"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride."

I will henceforth be known as "His royal highness". And you're a bigot if you don't abide by this.