President Obama's Correspondent's Dinner Speech

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    President Obama's Correspondent's Dinner Speech

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    "Thanks to Obamacare people are still allowed to have healthcare if they happen to lose their job. You're welcome senate democrats."

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    Those correspondents' dinners are usually pretty daggone funny.

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    Good stuff.

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    I wonder if they booked Cecily Strong before she got axed from Weekend Update on SNL?

    Always funny stuff.

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    He's a better roaster than President.

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    He destroyed Martin O'Malley lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDeuce View Post
    "Dick Cheney says he thinks I'm the worst President of his lifetime. Which is interesting because I think Dick Cheney is the worst President of MY lifetime."

    How true.

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    Did you hear the one about the Muslim, socialist, Kenyan president? The joke Obama can?t stop telling. - The Washington Post

    The short version:

    A socialist, a Muslim and a Kenyan walk into a bar. The bartender says good evening Mr. President.

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