$$$ Virginity For Sale $$$

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    Do they accept Paypal?
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    I can't believe I just read through this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluto View Post
    I can't believe I just read through this thread.
    You’re a degenerate like the rest of us.

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    No woman (or man) on any creation in any universe is worth that much money.

    Plus, if she’s truly a virgin, it will be awful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDeuce View Post
    No woman (or man) on any creation in any universe is worth that much money.

    Plus, if she’s truly a virgin, it will be awful.
    Awful may be a little strong of a word. I’m thinking it’s probably all relative. It may not be worth a million $’s. But it’s probably like the old saying...even a bad day of fishing is still a pretty good day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDeuce View Post
    Plus, if she’s truly a virgin, it will be awful.
    My father once told me "Sex is like beer, even the worst I've had is still pretty good."

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    Wonder what someone would pay in a scratch and dent sale?

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    Well now that we have determined what she is, it is time to negotiate the price.

    Punch line form an old joke from a buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wireman View Post
    Do they accept Paypal?
    Paypal??? How about a check???

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    Quote Originally Posted by sumoroyal View Post
    Paypal??? How about a check???
    Who are you? Jerry Springer?

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    I'm curious about the terms? Is it like an all you can buffet? You get her company for a set amount of time and as many umm plates (to continue the buffet metaphor) as you want in that time. Or is it just one very expensive entree? If it's the latter this dude better be working on building up that stamina to get his money's worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PepRock01 View Post
    My father once told me "Sex is like beer, even the worst I've had is still pretty good."
    Your father was right on point on that one.

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    A million dollars !!!!! SICK

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    How does she prove that she's the real deal? Physical examination is not definitive.

    Would the guy who paid for her virginity be entitled to a refund if a secret paramour from her past emerged?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Truthsayer View Post
    How does she prove that she's the real deal? Physical examination is not definitive.

    Would the guy who paid for her virginity be entitled to a refund if a secret paramour from her past emerged?
    Since it is legal in Nevada and that kind of money is being exchanged I would imagine there has to be a contract signed that would guarantee this be the case.

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