Let's write a song for Mizzou

Mizzou's Sheldon Richardson referred to the SEC's style of play as "Old Man Football"

I've been trying to come up with some lyrics for a song for Mizzou.

All I've got so far is:
"Old man football's got a hold of me, too.
I got the blockin' pneumonia and the ....... flu"


Help me out. I'm sure we've got people on BGP who are MUCH more creative than me!

Sung by Crystal Gayle:

Don’t know when…. I’ve been so blue…
In conference play…. We’re oh-and-two
It’s old-man-football, that’s true-ue…
But don’t it make Mizzou fans blue…

Originally Posted by sports fan

Sung by Crystal Gayle:

Don’t know when…. I’ve been so blue…
In conference play…. We’re oh-and-two
It’s old-man-football, that’s true-ue…
But don’t it make Mizzou fans blue…

My brother (Mizzou grad) is going to LOVE this...!