The Never Ending Story

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    they would rather have Admiral as their spokesman, and if they did not get their wish they would ....
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    they would go back to Louisville and tell all the football powers that be...

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    the State Championship games were going to be moved to Putnam Stadium, because their stadium has...

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    Gummy bears at the snack bar..

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    unlike Old Cardinal stadium that ....

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    had more open sewer water than a Rockcastle County creek, nonetheless, GURU told 3wishes that.....

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    if he didn't straighten up and fly right, then...

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    OKAY, HERE IS A RECAP SO FAR .......

    Theguru and Oldbird meet up with Lebron James at the 16th regional tournament at the banquet that Defenze is putting and and Lebron James tells Olbird that theguru has.......back problems and really needs to start looking at.....A new job before it becomes worse. or he won't be able to do anything but... sit and complain to his wife ... who will roll her eyes in disgust and tell him ..If he didn't spend so much time on-line he could....go see a chiropractor to fix his back from his wild skateboarding days in.......Pikeville, where he was raised by.....Ma and Pa Kettle with.....dreams of running a web site that would have.....extensive coverage of Kentucky high school....sports to not only the world.... but to millions of eager high school sports fans who want to...be like him but know they can't because.....he is the man that... started this brilliant idea and also......spends way too much time day dreaming of being Sheriff Andy Taylor so he can...Come to Danville and... write poetry so he can...write about "Title Town" and see...a bunch of trophies, a few restaurants with new bars and...try to figure out......why in the world would a town want a ....McDonalds that served beer and.......fries in a combo platter shaped like a football but, just then, he heard a noise that sounded a lot like.... ...a cannon and realized that he was really in...the Ringling Brothers Circus watching a man being shot out of a cannon with... no clothes on which really......made me feel weird, resulting in a trip to a shrink, which... upset the Guru because .....he didn't think seeing a naked guy shot out of a cannon was that tramautizing, although....he himself had once been shot out of a cannon in his b-day suit. But that was back in the day when .....cannons were much smaller and....and so was he which the guru thought wasn't a really nice thing to say so he...Left Danville and headed to .....Trinity High School in Louisville where he.......slipped on a discarded apple core causing him to......land on their emblam, for which his punishment was....to build the new Trinity Stadium with his own hands, using only...the help of Old Bird and Mr. Nework, however.........money started getting tight and GURU charged them $10 a piece for the privilege of helping, Old Bird balked and told GURU to...find a new whipping boy and......congratulated the Scribe on his 1400th post, which meant....that Scribe was over his limit and would have to pay a "high-user" fee so that GURU and Birdsfan could...Raise the money to hire more help so they could finish that stadium in time for...the Male game, which would only be attended by.....NFL Scouts and BGP members and a certain person who...The Guru invited because .....it's always nice to have a celebrity of that stature on hand, except...when the people are chanting....New Guru... New Guru... we all want a, New Guru ( ) ...which really aggravated Osama, So he...gave the boot to all private school posters and... started a new thread on his web site that discussed....The in's and out's of Cheerleading and big-time Wrestling which really made a few people very... (CheerNb)HAPPY, but made Password a little......uneasy because he has a secret past as a... Male Cheerleader at Trinity High School where he once... WWE Wrestler who's costume was a male cheerleaders outfit and....and a blonde wig, but he kept forgetting to...stuff his shirt which caused........many laughs from the audience and... the people of Trinity decided to ......worship password as their new head cheerleader and King until.....they realized he wasn't really a...Guru, which forced them to...abandon password for a Sacred heart cheerleader. So Password left Louisville for....the greener pastures of that most beautiful of locales, lovingly referred to as.......LaRue County, where he became a well known...manure salesman. Until he packed up and... moved back into Lebron James house because he wanted a new car and because...basketball was his first love and..... he had to be near the young star. To watch his tight........schedule, he ran back to louisville to help finish the Trinity stadium with guru, only to find that......the Trinity football program had folded because...brian broke his arm and everyone gave up, but Guru, the hero........statue of.. came to save the day, riding in on.....his new Razor scooter which he stole from...CheerNBhappy because .......some disgruntled ex-con jacked his sweet Caddy, causing him to...go into a rage that .... eventually landed him in a holding cell, where he saw BGP member..... Mr Network who told Guru ...Why'd you make me...watch Mayfield play, when I could have watched Danville to which The Guru replied ..... "I didn't" which led Mr. Network to say...."thats what Admiral told me"...to which their cellmate, Ben Dover, said....Who is this jerk called Admiral... Why, he's All-District!" The Guru replied, confusing Ben Dover so much that it sent him into convulsions...and puked all over Mr. Network. Then Guru had to......run away screaming like a schoolgirl, because.... ...password showed up wearing his... ...soccer uniform, which was a sure sign that he...lost it, and that he .....has joined the Communist Party of Kentucky where they...pushed the KHSAA in making WHO YA WITH the official state spokesman, causing ....The Trinity fans to jump in their vehicles and....drive in a caravan to the KHSAA offices in Lesxington where they....calmly and firmly stated that....they would rather have Admiral as their spokesman, and if they did not get their wish they would ....go back to Louisville and tell all the football powers that be...the State Championship games were going to be moved to Putnam Stadium, because their stadium has... Gummy bears at the snack bar..unlike Old Cardinal stadium that ....had more open sewer water than a Rockcastle County creek, nonetheless, GURU told 3wishes that..... if he didn't straighten up and fly right, then...

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    He would have no choice but goto Ft. Thomas and ....

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    rent a car in order to....

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    get to the Cincinnati Airport where he was to catch a plane to...

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    Mayfield, where they decided to...

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    go back to Cincy because he ....

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    forgot his suitcase full of

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    Old birds plans for.....

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