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    1. Feb 17, 09, 12:19 PM #1
      Clyde
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      Default "Don't Tell My Mother"

      So you're drunk. You just plowed your car INTO and THROUGH someone's house and you ask them to not call your mom?

      http://www.starbulletin.com/news/200...h_a_house.html
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    2. Feb 17, 09, 01:03 PM #2
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      That picture is awesome.
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    3. Feb 17, 09, 01:11 PM #3
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      Solid, very solid.
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    4. Feb 17, 09, 01:27 PM #4
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      I think the "I'm sorry I ran into your house" line was even funnier than "Don't tell my mother". Probabaly wouldn't be as funny if it were my house though.
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    5. Feb 17, 09, 01:50 PM #5
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      I know a guy in high school who drove through someone else's garage door, and then walked in to sleep on their couch.
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    6. Feb 17, 09, 01:54 PM #6
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      Quote Originally Posted by MJAlltheWay24 View Post
      I know a guy in high school who drove through someone else's garage door, and then walked in to sleep on their couch.
      Well, it'd be rude to wake them up & you can't flee the scene.

      What other options are there?


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    7. Feb 17, 09, 02:17 PM #7
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      Quote Originally Posted by covcathftball View Post
      I think the "I'm sorry I ran into your house" line was even funnier than "Don't tell my mother". Probabaly wouldn't be as funny if it were my house though.
      Ha I know. As if they didn't know what she was apologizing for in the first place. A simple "I'm sorry" would have been enough.
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    8. Feb 17, 09, 03:28 PM #8
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      Now that story as funny.
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    9. Feb 17, 09, 05:30 PM #9
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      In my hometown of Hodgenville there is a big statue of Abraham Lincoln on the square. A drunk guy nailed it and moved it a few inches. I wish the LaRue County paper had been online longer, because the quotes from the guy were hilarious.
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    10. Feb 17, 09, 10:49 PM #10
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      "Mark and Sylvia Tsuda own the home at 91-1540 Halahinano St., which is valued at $340,800, according to the city property tax Web site."

      In the words of Inspector Clouseau, "Not anymore".
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    11. Feb 17, 09, 10:59 PM #11
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      A friend of mine had a guy drive a truck into his house. Luckily for him, he was not home. The driver was running from the cops and was going a little too fast. He ditched the truck, but the cops caught him later on that night.
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