In my hometown of Hodgenville there is a big statue of Abraham Lincoln on the square. A drunk guy nailed it and moved it a few inches. I wish the LaRue County paper had been online longer, because the quotes from the guy were hilarious.
A friend of mine had a guy drive a truck into his house. Luckily for him, he was not home. The driver was running from the cops and was going a little too fast. He ditched the truck, but the cops caught him later on that night.