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    The wow, I'm bored useless info thread

    Did you know, a female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate?
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    I owned 3 pairs of Beatle shoes back in the day. 2 pair of boots and 1 pair of tie ups.

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    It takes a student an average of 3 attempts to sharpen their pencil.
    Each attempt becomes more annoying than the next.
    Push in, grind grind grind grind pull out, blow on it and inspect point. Repeat 2 more times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoops5 View Post
    It takes a student an average of 3 attempts to sharpen their pencil.
    Each attempt becomes more annoying than the next.
    Push in, grind grind grind grind pull out, blow on it and inspect point. Repeat 2 more times.
    Kids still use writing instruments?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OlDog75 View Post
    Kids still use writing instruments?
    They do, but have a heck of a time with connected writing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcpapa View Post
    They do, but have a heck of a time with connected writing.
    Are you noting cursive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcpapa View Post
    They do, but have a heck of a time with connected writing.
    Y use cnnctd wrtng whn u cn wrt lk ths?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AHSPanther23 View Post
    Y use cnnctd wrtng whn u cn wrt lk ths?
    This would get a big unsatisfactory from Helen Crump.

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    ^ And my English teacher daughter. She still gets work handed in as such every year.

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    Why are car tires always black? Why can't they be colors like we had on bicycles in the 60s? Those where neat-o and groovy!

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    Yes, I'm still bored.

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