Text Messages To Randy Parker

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    Text Messages To Randy Parker

    A kind of fun "game". So we all know that @Randy Parker refuses to join the 21st century by texting. Let's send him some prank text messages on here instead:

    From your phone, open up a new text message and type "Randy Parker" into the body of the text message. Your phone will pop up a list of suggested-next-words while you are typing, so after typing in "Randy Parker" click the suggested-next-word in the middle on your keyboard at least 15 times, or however many additional words it will take to make a complete sentence, and then post it here. Lets see what you have to say.
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    Randy Parker and I will not be the cause of them not winning another National Championship this year.

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    Randy Parker was the only person who was there to be the one to tell her about the story.

    Wut?

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    Randy Parker has sucked at all the good stuff but he's not really nice.






    *I guess "sucked" is something I text often since it was the first population

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    Randy Parker and I am pretty good with a little bit too much to be there around here as she has a good deal

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    Randy Parker and a man of the year have been to Boston and the moon.

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    Randy Parker has been on my mind since he was not working for the game and now that works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spindoc View Post
    Randy Parker has sucked at all the good stuff but he's not really nice.






    *I guess "sucked" is something I text often since it was the first population
    These are supposed to be random, not accurate!!

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    Randy Parker and is a lesbian woman and the only lesbian woman I know.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HammerTime View Post
    Randy Parker and is a lesbian woman and the only lesbian woman I know.


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    Randy Parker will a circuit of course is a little more like an idea than the other.

    That is deep.

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    Oh my heavens this is the best thread in ages!

    "Randy Parker and a great game to be at a game with a little guy and a little guy that was the last thing that is going on"

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    Randy Parker the first fat ninja in my life with a few days of school.

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    "Randy Parker and I will be a good man to the team for a good day and he is the only man that I can do"


    I'm not entirely comfortable with the way that went

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