Phrases for "I'm Not Stupid"

Page 2 of Originally Posted by frankdracman23 Woody Boyd: Come on, Miss Howe. It's not like I just fell off the turnip truck. That happened years ago. Ahh the le... 37 comments | 2439 Views | Go to page 1 →

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    Would "smarter than the average bear" qualify?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spindoc View Post
    A small fry shy of a happy meal.

    Elevator doesn't reach the top floor.

    The lights are on, but no one's home.
    I think you got it backwards, doc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Watusi View Post
    I think you got it backwards, doc.
    No, I'm self-reflecting

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    I use this one.
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    Woody Boyd: Come on, Miss Howe. It's not like I just fell off the turnip truck. That happened years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frankdracman23 View Post
    Woody Boyd: Come on, Miss Howe. It's not like I just fell off the turnip truck. That happened years ago.
    Ahh the lessons learned from Woody Boyd.... My favorite of his is "Money gets spent, but titles are forever."

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    Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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    Not the sharpest tool in he shed

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    Not the brightest bulb in the pack.
    Not the brightest bulb on the tree.
    About as sharp as a marble.
    A few screws short of a hardware store.
    A few clowns short of a circus.
    Hasn't seen the ball since kickoff.

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    He/she says...."Huh, A LOT."

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    Interesting that the point of the thread is to give sayings that say "I'm NOT stupid" yet we're getting a lot of sayings that say "I AM stupid."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    Interesting that the point of the thread is to give sayings that say "I'm NOT stupid" yet we're getting a lot of sayings that say "I AM stupid."
    Yeah, grew up in an era where we all railed on one another. Just the way it was.

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    It's not my first county fair.

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    Stupid is as stupid does.

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    "My momma didn't raise a fool."

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