Man gets bitten on face by water moccasin after trying to kiss it

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    Man gets bitten on face by water moccasin after trying to kiss it

    One Florida man learned the hard way that water moccasins do not make the best kissing partners. According to Fox 13, 18-year-old Austin Hatfield of Wimauma was hospitalized last Saturday after being bitten by a cottonmouth while attempting to kiss it.


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    There is definitely consequences for stupidity.

    Of course if I'm swimming and see ANY snakes in the water, you tain't seein' me there again.

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    In which state did said incident occur?

    Yup---that's right, folks.

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    Was there alcohol involved?

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    Folks at times can be as bright as the new moon. Glad to hear he will be alright. Hopefully the experience "learns him."

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    Culling the herd .

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    This guy deserved what he got.

    As one of my good buddies always says, remove the warning labels and let the idiots weed themselves out.

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    Moccasins are extremely aggressive. They just don't strike at you when you scare them, they will chase you. What a dip this guy is.

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    He later stated, It was still better than kissing my wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsGuy41017 View Post
    He later stated, It was still better than kissing my wife.
    Why was he kissing your wife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spindoc View Post
    Why was he kissing your wife?
    Wouldn't that make HIM the snake?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spindoc View Post
    Why was he kissing your wife?
    HIS own wife, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KyTmcNcc View Post
    Culling the herd .

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