Hopeful Church Road in Florence

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    Hopeful Church Road in Florence

    As I returned home from Kroger, I am sitting at the light where Cayton Rd and Hopeful Church intersect. I look up the hill and notice a car is stopped on Hopeful Church road and I see a Canada Goose strolling across the street. Then I see another Goose, and another. Traffic is at a standstill. I am not exaggerating, there were about 30 Canada Geese slowly walking in a single file line across Hopeful church causing about a 20 car standstill on both sides. Luckily, I was on Cayton road seeing this and having quite a chuckle. The people in the front of the line are trying to honk at the Geese but it does not phase them.
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    Yeah, they just honk back.

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    Geese have an attitude and they poop a lot.

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    You have to bully them, they move out of the way and rather quickly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theguru View Post
    You have to bully them, they move out of the way and rather quickly.
    Leaving their mark that they were there, especially on a golf course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theguru View Post
    You have to bully them, they move out of the way and rather quickly.
    I don't understand waiting for them. You don't have to drive over them but if you go forward slowly, they get out of the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nkypete View Post
    Leaving their mark that they were there, especially on a golf course.
    On the greens mostly those dang birds!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldgrappler View Post
    I don't understand waiting for them. You don't have to drive over them but if you go forward slowly, they get out of the way.
    Exactly, there is always is some "brainless do gooder" putting the rest of us behind because they are clueless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nkypete View Post
    Leaving their mark that they were there, especially on a golf course.
    You better fix that divot 'cause Canada Gooses would fix it for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HSfootballfan18 View Post
    On the greens mostly those dang birds!
    Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!

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    Quote Originally Posted by theguru View Post
    Exactly, there is always is some "brainless do gooder" putting the rest of us behind because they are clueless.
    There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that's what I always say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beechwoodfan View Post
    Geese have an attitude and they poop a lot.
    Lions is lucky Canada Gooses don't migrate to Africa. Then they'd be's extinct.

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    You wanna know what? You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theguru View Post
    You have to bully them, they move out of the way and rather quickly.
    Quote Originally Posted by oldgrappler View Post
    I don't understand waiting for them. You don't have to drive over them but if you go forward slowly, they get out of the way.
    Quote Originally Posted by theguru View Post
    Exactly, there is always is some "brainless do gooder" putting the rest of us behind because they are clueless.
    Now Guru and OG are experts on Canada Gooses; must be nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by swamprat View Post
    You better fix that divot 'cause Canada Gooses would fix it for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by swamprat View Post
    Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!
    Quote Originally Posted by swamprat View Post
    There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that's what I always say.
    Quote Originally Posted by swamprat View Post
    Lions is lucky Canada Gooses don't migrate to Africa. Then they'd be's extinct.
    Quote Originally Posted by swamprat View Post
    You wanna know what? You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.
    Get this guy a Puppers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnottieDrippen View Post
    Now Guru and OG are experts on Canada Gooses; must be nice.











    Get this guy a Puppers.
    Everybody's an expert. Must be nice.

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