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    Elderly Woman accused of training her 65 Cats to...

    ......steal items from her neighbors


    Elderly woman accused of training her 65 cats to steal from neighbors


    okay then .... bizarre
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    Like you can train a cat to do anything!

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    If I had 65 cats I would train them to kill me.

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    I’ve never seen a cat that can be trained to do anything. They do it their own way and don’t take orders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Professor View Post
    I’ve never seen a cat that can be trained to do anything. They do it their own way and don’t take orders.
    The Frank Sinatras of the animal kingdom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randy Parker View Post
    If I had 65 cats I would train them to kill me.
    ... and in Louisville, Getslow disperses his minions to adopt and train ... 65 cats ...

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    The alarming part of the story is she has 65 cats.

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    I wonder if she sees them as her minions.

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    Made me think of the book, “Millions of Cats”. To me, the message is, if you must have a cat, one cat is enough.


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    I wonder how many litter boxes you'd need to facilitate 65 cats?

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    Quote Originally Posted by swamprat View Post
    I wonder how many litter boxes you'd need to facilitate 65 cats?
    Since I think it's a mental illness to keep that many cats, I'm betting that isn't even a consideration. Wouldn't surprise me if there was only one or two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swamprat View Post
    I wonder how many litter boxes you'd need to facilitate 65 cats?
    Maybe just one big one? And the cleanup, OMG!
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    That’s 65 meals.

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    I actually have a cat that fetches and retrieves. We are pro cat in our household. We have our hands full with 3 indoor cats and a dog. Cannot imagine a house with more than 5, needless to say 65!

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    Simpsons could've got a good 4-5 years of weird character arc from the Cat Lady with this knowledge. They may yet do so.

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