A zombie just walked into the room you are currently in...

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    A zombie just walked into the room you are currently in...

    What is near you that you would grab to use as a weapon? (If you carry a firearm, let's pretend for some reason you're not carrying.)

    I don't have a lot of options, but probably a little desk lamp I have right here. In short, I'm going to die.

    Let's hear what you have to say.


    (I saw this on Reddit, so it's not original with me)
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    I am sitting within two feet of two firearms, two knives, and a special surprise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theguru View Post
    I am sitting within two feet of two firearms, two knives, and a special surprise.
    Make sure you knock loudly and announce your presence when you deliver that package Mr. Fedex.

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    I'm probably screwed. Maybe a stapler or scissors.

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    We have some ceramic tile coasters that I could fling like a ninja throwing star.

    I also have a high speed lead injector that is always within reach of my recliner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theguru View Post
    I am sitting within two feet of two firearms, two knives, and a special surprise.
    My kind of house. I'd much rather have my weapons and not need them than need them and not have them.

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    Like others I'm done for... stapler, laptop, etc.

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    Classic, Romero-style slow zombies or fast zombies?

    If it's the former, I think I can smash one's head in with the massive printer by my desk.

    If it's the latter, I'm toast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theguru View Post
    and a special surprise.
    BGP Leg Lamp?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJAlltheWay24 View Post
    Maybe a stapler or scissors.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jumper_Dad View Post
    We have some ceramic tile coasters that I could fling like a ninja throwing star.
    Quote Originally Posted by TTS_JF View Post
    stapler, laptop, etc.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Getslow View Post
    Classic, Romero-style slow zombies or fast zombies?

    If it's the former, I think I can smash one's head in with the massive printer by my desk.

    If it's the latter, I'm toast.
    I was thinking of the slow ones for the reason you just stated. If it's a fast one, I'm lunch for Mr. Zombie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randy Parker View Post
    BGP Leg Lamp?
    A very large sex toy.

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    I would use my deadly charm.

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    The belt from the pants around my ankles and a fresh aroma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theguru View Post
    A very large sex toy.


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