"Don't Tell My Mother"

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    "Don't Tell My Mother"

    So you're drunk. You just plowed your car INTO and THROUGH someone's house and you ask them to not call your mom?

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    That picture is awesome.

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    Solid, very solid.

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    I think the "I'm sorry I ran into your house" line was even funnier than "Don't tell my mother". Probabaly wouldn't be as funny if it were my house though.

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    I know a guy in high school who drove through someone else's garage door, and then walked in to sleep on their couch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJAlltheWay24 View Post
    I know a guy in high school who drove through someone else's garage door, and then walked in to sleep on their couch.
    Well, it'd be rude to wake them up & you can't flee the scene.

    What other options are there?



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    Quote Originally Posted by covcathftball View Post
    I think the "I'm sorry I ran into your house" line was even funnier than "Don't tell my mother". Probabaly wouldn't be as funny if it were my house though.
    Ha I know. As if they didn't know what she was apologizing for in the first place. A simple "I'm sorry" would have been enough.

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    Now that story as funny.

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    In my hometown of Hodgenville there is a big statue of Abraham Lincoln on the square. A drunk guy nailed it and moved it a few inches. I wish the LaRue County paper had been online longer, because the quotes from the guy were hilarious.

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    "Mark and Sylvia Tsuda own the home at 91-1540 Halahinano St., which is valued at $340,800, according to the city property tax Web site."

    In the words of Inspector Clouseau, "Not anymore".

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    A friend of mine had a guy drive a truck into his house. Luckily for him, he was not home. The driver was running from the cops and was going a little too fast. He ditched the truck, but the cops caught him later on that night.

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